"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind." -- Calvin Coolidge
"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall." -- Larry Wilde
"Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip." -- Gary Allan
And I'll leave you with my brother's favorite Christmas joke:
Q: "Why is Santa so jolly?"
A: "Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."